How To Beat Stress Naturally (When You’re Ready To Scream!)

As my regular readers know, last week was kinda icky around here. My son was sick and super cranky (but without losing any of his trademark energy of course), there was a backlog of laundry, a sick kid crawling into bed every night meant sleep was a rare luxury, and nearly every surface of the house had to be deep cleaned at one point or another.

Luckily, things have calmed down. In fact, as I type this, the sun is shining, the laundry is basically caught up and hung outside to dry, my kids are playing nicely together (legos for the win!), and I just stored away a huge batch of pressure-canned chili to help make busy nights easier. The house isn’t clean but no one would condemn it as a health hazard either. So life is back to really freaking good, and I can look back on my literally shitty week and…well…not laugh, but certainly not scream either.

But for a while there, I could have screamed. I hate the feeling of being thwarted – it’s the biggest thing I struggle with as a parent. Bodily fluid triage instead of gardening; losing my mind to crappy kids shows on Netflix instead of writing; neglecting business opportunities so I don’t neglect my kids. Sometimes the littles can really cramp your plans. I mean, they’re worth it, but sometimes what they need and what I want just don’t line up. And since needs trump wants, guess who wins?

It’s moments (or days or weeks or months) like these when I try to stick to some basics that help me deal with stress naturally, even when I’m ready to scream.


Stick To Your Way Of Eating

If you have a particular way of eating – gluten free, whole foods, vegan, sugar-free, alcohol-free, vegetarian, paleo, whatever – that makes you feel better, stick to it. This can be very hard because when we are under stress for more than a brief “fight or flight” period, the cascade of hormonal changes that we feel as “stress” make many of us far more inclined to self-medicate with food, booze, sugar, etc.

Cutting out sugar always helps me feel better, but when I’m under stress it’s like I can hear sweets singing my name from the pantry. “Oh Errrrrricaaaa, this is the bag of chocolate chiiiiiips. You should come eeeeeat me.” Turns out, there’s a reason for that.

The endocrine system responds to the stress hormone cortisol by directing the liver to pump out glucose. Unless you actually need that glucose (to help you run away from a tiger, say), the resulting crash can send you straight to the bag-o-chocolate-chips. Taking in glucose also does some complex stuff in the brain itself that tends to feed the stress-eat-stress-eat feedback loop for many folks.

I have had my hand in the chocolate chip bag many, many times, so I know that stress eating is a short-term gain, long-term loss kind of thing. (Or maybe long-term gain if we’re talking about pants size.) So when you are under stress and the doughnut in the break-room start calling your name, try to maintain whatever your healthy way of eating is. I find it helpful to get a glass of water and mutter, “don’t feed the cortisol!” until the urge to stress-eat crap passes.

Pass On The Booze

As you guys know, I do love a good cocktail or glass of wine. But I prefer my drinking to be celebratory, so if I find myself drinking regularly because of stress, I try to nip that in the bud. While a glass of wine or whiskey with your partner or friends is a great way to toast the end of week, consistently managing stress through drinking is counter-productive.

According to Drink Aware, “Over time, heavy drinking interferes with the neurotransmitters in the brain that are needed for good mental health. So while alcohol may help deal with stress in the short term, in the long run it can contribute to feeling of depression and anxiety and make stress harder to deal with.”

And while you feel relaxed for enjoying a tipple, alcohol actually raises cortisol. So your body is physically more stressed, even if you think you are unwinding! Hormones are sneaky.

A good rule of thumb for alcohol when it comes to stress: “The more you need a drink, the more you really don’t.”

To avoid habitual boozing for all the wrong reasons, Homebrew Husband and I will make tea or decaf coffee in the evenings. We find having something soothing to drink that’s not liquor helps us keep the bourbon in the liquor cabinet until we are ready to really enjoy a drink.

Do Short Bursts of Exercise

When you are under stress you are also typically short on time. Taking a day to yourself to re-center with a trip to the gym, a Swedish massage, a seaweed wrap, a spa lunch and a languid waterfront stroll sounds good on paper, but if you had time for that shit you probably wouldn’t be stressed in the first place, amirite? But self-care really can help beat down stress, and exercise is king when it comes to affordable, scalable self-care.

All kinds of official studies will tell you that exercise helps people manage stress, live longer, feel better, blah blah blah:

“Scientists have found that regular participation in aerobic exercise has been shown to decrease overall levels of tension, elevate and stabilize mood, improve sleep, and improve self-esteem. Even five minutes of aerobic exercise can stimulate anti-anxiety effects.” [Source: Anxiety and Depression Association of America]

“Exercise increases brain concentrations of norepinephrine in brain regions involved in the body’s stress response…The chemical is thought to play a major role in modulating the action of other, more prevalent neurotransmitters that play a direct role in the stress response. “ [Source: American Psychological Association]

So we all know moderate, consistent exercise is good for us, but the good news is you don’t have to devote a lot of time to exercise to get the stress-busting benefits. A short, brief workout – I’m talking 2 to 10 minutes long – can make dealing with stressors easier for the rest of the day.

What’s the best workout to beat stress? The one you’ll do. If you can’t get out of the house, air-squats, push-ups and planks are easy to bust out at home with no equipment at all. If you need more intensity, try doing body-weight exercises in Tabata form but be careful because going too hard, too fast will spike cortisol further. Yoga or good old fashioned full-body stretching can really help bring the calm in and is easy to do at home.

If you can sneak out for a few minutes, just power walk up and down the block. Five minutes of brisk walking will help your lymph and circulatory system get moving and help your body deal naturally with cortisol. If you are in condition to jog up and down the block, that’s even better. Or hop on your bike, head out a mile or two then come on home. Throw in a hill if you’re feeling it.

At work, stepping away from the desk and walking up and down a few flights of stairs or around the building is a good, discreet tension buster.

Are these short micro-workouts the same as a tempo run or heavy deadlift and squat day or a 60 mile ride? Nope, but they might keep you from snapping and screaming at your sick kid or your stupid boss. My personal favorite exercise for de-stressing is kettle bell swings. I can do 100 of them in about two minutes in my garage and feel calmer for hours.

Soak Up The Sunshine and Take Your Vitamin D

When my son was ill, I didn’t leave the house except to hang up laundry on the outside clothesline. Those clothes-drying moments may have saved my sanity. I got a few minutes of sun, a few minutes of breeze and always returned to my mom duties feeling a bit refreshed.

There’s a reason sunshine makes us feel better: when UBV radiation from sunlight hits the skin it stimulates the production of Vitamin D. The liver and kidneys then get in on the act, and convert that Vitamin D into something more useful and active in the body.

Vitamin D is the only vitamin that is also a hormone in the body, and it plays an important role in regulating things like calcium levels in the body, muscle strength, and mood. According to Medscape, “Vitamin D receptors are located in bone, skeletal muscle, immune cells, and several body tissues, including the brain, prostate, breast, and colon” demonstrating how important this hormone is throughout the body.

There’s growing evidence linking Vitamin D deficiencies to mood disorders like depression, and suggesting that adequate Vitamin D promotes the relaxing, feel-good hormones like serotonin. When you are under a lot of stress, serotonin tends to get smacked down by adrenaline and cortisol. Ensuring you have an adequate supply of Vitamin D may help the serotonin “fight back” and help you manage your stress in a healty way.

Regular, moderate sun exposure (I recommend gardening!) is a great start to keep your Vitamin D levels in the healthy range, and diets rich in fatty seafood provide Vitamin D, but you may find supplementing with Vitamin D makes sense for you, too. I’m not a huge supplement user, but I do take a few fish oil capsules and a vitamin D capsule daily.

Other Supplements You Might Consider

I can’t personally speak to using these supplements to battle stress, but they are worth researching to see if they might be right for you.

Magnesium – There is a lot of evidence that widespread magnesium deficiency (the Standard American Diet strikes again!)  is at least partly to blame for a rise in mood disorders. Dr. Mark Hymen says of magnesium, “It is an antidote to stress, the most powerful relaxation mineral available, and it can help improve your sleep.”

If you aren’t interested in supplementing with magnesium pills, an Epsom Salt bath is rarely wrong. The magnesium in Epsom Salts is absorbed through the skin. Read more about Magnesium and the Brain.

Melatonin – Occasional trouble sleeping due to stress? This might be the answer. Melatonin is a hormone produced naturally by the body as the sun goes down. It’s basically your internal “ramp down and sleep” hormone. I put liquid melatonin in my Relaxing Bed Time Bath Salts. Read more about melatonin here.

GABA – An inhibitory (calming) neurotransmitter amino acid, my husband takes this occasionally and calls it “Get A Better Attitude” which is faster to say than “gamma-Aminobutyric acid”

Two Japanese studies concluded, “GABA could work effectively as a natural relaxant and its effects could be seen within 1 hour of its administration to induce relaxation and diminish anxiety. Moreover, GABA administration could enhance immunity under stress conditions.” 

The Emergency Five Minute Stress Buster

Lets say that all the above healthy-living stuff is great, but let’s say you need emergency stress relief now! Okay, here’s what you do:

  1. Stand up, roll your shoulders back and assume the super-woman pose, with your hands on your hips. Yes, you may look kinda stupid. Deal with it.
  2. Breathe deeply and slowly, in through your nose, out through your mouth, ten times. Counting each breath out loud. Yes, you might sound kinda stupid. Deal with it.
  3. Now, reach your left hand up and behind your neck. Let your head tip towards your left shoulder as much as is comfortable. Press your fingertips firmly against the line of muscle in your neck, just to your right of your spinal column. Run your fingers up your neck along that line of muscle, from your shoulder to the base of your skull, pressing firmly but comfortably. Repeat several times as you like. Let your left hand drop to the side.
  4. Repeat on the other side: reach your right hand up behind your neck and let your head tip towards your right shoulder as much as is comfortable. Press your fingertips firmly against the line of muscle in your neck, just to your left of your spinal column. Run your fingers up your neck along that line of muscle, from your shoulder to the base of your skull, pressing firmly but comfortably. Repeat several times as you like. Let your right hand drop to the side.
  5. Let your chin drop to your chest, and gently rock your head in a gentle, relaxed circle.
  6. Stand up nice and straight, and circle your shoulders a few times gently.
  7. Go drink a big glass of water.

Stress-Free For Life?

All-in-all, beating stress naturally is pretty basic, right: eat right, don’t drink too much, get some exercise and get enough Vitamin D and sunshine time. Let’s face it – these are the same things we should all be doing anyway.

So why does all this take-care-of-ourselves stuff tend to go out the window precisely when we need it most? Why do so many of us turn to unhealthy food, booze, exhaustive work patterns and other behaviors that actually make stress worse?

I don’t know that there is an answer but I do know stress is a meant to be a very short-term hormonal condition that a healthy body acts on then recovers from. (“Run away from the tiger!!!” to “Phew, that was close. What’s for dinner?”) Stress is not meant to be chronic.

“Chronic stress leads to excess cortisol, which eventually damages the hippocampus of the brain, leading to impaired negative feedback and thus ongoing stress and depression and neurotoxicity badness.” [Source: Psychology Today]

Chronic stress bathes the brain in a cocktail of hormones that flat out make it harder for us to make good, reasoned decisions, like taking care of ourselves. Our aggression goes up, our mental flexibility goes down, we tend to make decisions based on habit and the stress leads to more stress. It can be a vicious circle, which is why I think in times of heightened stress it’s important that we do make that effort to take care of ourselves.

How do you manage stress?


  1. says

    My wife and I are very busy like everyone else. Work, kids, etc, we’d like to get a baby sitter, however date night becomes too expensive! The best stress relief is after the kid’s go to bed and we pop in a movie.

  2. Claudette says

    Erica, you are The Bomb. With the end of the school year coming up, I know that my kiddo is going crazy (and taking me with her). This is very timely advice indeed. I wouldn’t be surprised if others are feeling the same. And I’m really glad to hear that things are back to normal at your homestead. What a relief!

  3. Barbara Duperron says

    If I have the time, a walk in my local park with my dog does wonders. The wooded trail is beautiful and quiet and I make a point to turn off my phone. Short term stress relief: comedy. I have tons of stand up comedy routines on my smartphone. I inevitably start laughing even if I’m on the verge of pulling my hair out. It works wonders.

  4. Anne Figge says

    You really are a full-service blogger. I come here thinking that I’ll get helpful veggie gardening advice (which I do), and you help me improve my mental health too. Nice.

    I sense a correlation between my time outdoors and my sense of well-being. I assume that’s Vitamin D at work. When the sun doesn’t shine (much of the winter in the northwest)—does anyone know—are there food sources of Vitamin D? I’d like to avoid supplements if possible.

  5. Alicia says

    Yes, perfect timing, and I’m glad to hear your family is back to normal.

    I had some big work/money stress last night, and the first thing I did was write out a) ways to feel more prepared going forward, and b) things to do right away to take the pressure off. That was a big help.

    In this case, it’s actually forcing me to eat healthier, because I’m cutting portions and avoiding a lot of the usual yummy add-ons. Otherwise I’d be face down in a batch of cookie dough.

  6. Maria Manemann says

    I pet my cat. I call purring ‘kitty prozac’. Something about the sound or vibrations literally makes my muscles relax. I wonder if there’s been any research.

    • Rhapsody98 says

      There’s plenty of anecdotal evidence, but no peer reviewed studies that I could find. But I agree! When my kitties curl up in my lap and purr away I can feel my blood pressure dropping!

    • says

      I agree, Maria! I grew up with cats and when I was living in the dorms during college, I REALLY missed that. I didn’t realize it was such a stress reliever for me until they weren’t there!

  7. Tanaya Ropp says

    My family has a history of stress and anxiety, many have need the help of doctors to handle things. I have a son who needed therapy to manage and in doing this we found a great supplement which everyone in the famiy has started to use. Vitamin B Stress AM and Vitamin B Stress PM by Solaray. This has dramatically changed the abililty to sleep soundly for my son and husband.

  8. Janet says

    Great post. Thank you for keeping your way in the stress to be able to share it with us. I call our dogs a great de-stressor. Of course they can sometimes cause some stress, but when they’re obeying and being cuddly and/or playful and cute I can feel myself resuming calm. Sometimes if it wasn’t for their whining I’d never get off the couch away from the computer and go for a walk, taking in a deep breath of lovely fresh air. I also feel too much computer causes anxiety – too much info, too much strange light to the eyes, etc. I just read a little thing today that said it’s not the events that cause the stress, but our (controlling) thoughts that cause the stress. Turn those thoughts to include our Creator, Heavenly Father, Higher Power, whatever, and we can relax again.

  9. Sanj says

    So valuable! You’ve covered all the bases and scales. Thanks a million for de-stressing advice that we can actually use. Love your blog!

  10. Karen says

    I discovered that you can actually wear out your reserves for coping with stress, which in my case led to a moderate case of depression and anxiety. You’re right that sticking to good eating is best, and amino acid supplements like GABA (or in my case, 5-HTP) are very useful. The book ‘The Mood Cure’ by Julia Ross helped immensely in understanding what was going on in my brain and figuring out how to fix it without prescription drugs. I’m usually skeptical of any such book, but this one has helped me and 4 other friends so I feel good recommending it.

  11. Lemongrass says

    When am stress and need to relax, I make a warm cup or two of passion fruit tea. I use the young leaves and stems to make a mild tea and drink it as much as I feel like. Works like a charm. Luckily passion fruit is in season and grow like wild fire here in the Tropics.
    I always reading and learning from your blog. Be Well.

  12. Beth says

    How I deal with stress at those parental crunch times? Count Your Blessings. I have been in the pediatric ward with my son enough to know that those of us who leave with our children, or don’t even end up in the hospital, are among the lucky. Childhood illness, disrupted schedules, not doing what I want to…that is really small stuff compared to what other parents handle. So I put my stuff in perspective and the stress goes down.

  13. Sara says

    I definitely stress eat. Work has been particular stressful over the last couple months (money). I came home Monday and hoed our weedy area along the fence. It was glorious. And I slept really well.


  14. Barry says

    I agree with the steps you listed for a quick stress relief routine – except for step 5. In its place, I would say: Re-establish your “at attention” posture, shoulders back, chest out, and inhale a slow deep breath. Move your head back on a horizontal plane (this is called “retraction”) as far as you can go comfortably, then exhale as you let your head return to its neutral position, then repeat the retractions a few more times. ” Don’t roll your head in a circle.” I learned this information from the legendary Robin McKenzie, who passed away about a year ago. Physical Therapists all know of his seminal contributions in medicine. (Yeah, I’m a physiatrist.)
    And remember what the riyals say, “Stay calm. Carry on.”

    • Julia says

      I have to agree about the “don’t roll your head” thing. My yoga teacher (Lois Steinberg) taught me that the vertebrae are squarish, and rolling past those “corners” is more of a stress to the system.

      It makes me look odd in yoga class (Lois was my teacher long ago) when everybody else is rolling their head around, I’m trying to just go forward and back, or side to side. I can’t say I’ve ever seen someone damaged by rolling the head, but she’s right about the anatomy. Roll my shoulders, sure–roll my head, I don’t do it.

  15. STH says

    I find that I’m really becoming an evangelist for the power of exercise these days. I’ve always exercised, but recently I’ve had to up the amount I do and be more consistent about it, and the effects have been great; it keeps my depression and anxiety at a low level, I sleep much better, I’m losing weight, and my blood pressure is getting better and better.

    Here’s a great video on the many, many benefits of exercise:

  16. MarCia says

    Remember to make massage a part of your stress relief! Barter with a massage therapist (like me!)

    Also Erica, you might be interested in attending the Skillshare Faire weekend sponsored by Transition Whatcom. It is August 23 and 24th in Hovander park in Ferndale, and camping and vendor and volunteer opportunities.

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