Do you have trouble getting your cabbage to head? Are you concerned about your cruciferous credibility? Have brassicas got you beat?
Then you, my friend, need kale! Yes, kale! And not just any kale – you need Portuguese Kale. Now I know what you’re thinking, “how could I ever grow kale? Isn’t it a superfood? Aren’t superfoods only for super-gardeners?”
(Cut to hapless woman dropping an entire basket of vegetables on the floor on purpose and then making the universal “oh no! I’m an idiot!” gesture.)